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Magician Inspirational Quotes (954)

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Honest, I only cheat a leetle.
Max Malini
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I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.
Johnny Carson
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The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents.
Orson Welles
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I'm shocked at how early everything closes here. But people start earlier. I miss the late nightlife in NYC, but then again I sing and burn so much energy in the show that it's probably good - I get to go home and sleep.
Neil Patrick Harris
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That's kind of what we have here. I think we've just grown apart, we have different philosophies, and we're going in different directions.
Lance Burton
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Metaphysical problems about mind versus matter arise only from epistemological confusions.
Raymond Smullyan
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The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Orson Welles
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Robert Orben
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Let the Bible be the Bible. It's not about science. It's not accurate history. It is a grab bag of religious fantasies written by many authors. Some of its myths, like the Star of Bethlehem, are very beautiful. Others are dull and ugly. Some express lofty ideals, such as the parables of Jesus. Others are morally disgusting.
Martin Gardner
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Thankfully, the meat of the Tony telecast is the performances from the shows, so the awards show kind of creates itself around the season, and then I fill in based on the vibe of the season in general. I'm happy that there'll be so many legitimately good performances on the show.
Neil Patrick Harris
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'Christian' used to be a throwaway word. People didn't used to use it much. People didn't start self-labeling or getting labeled Christian until the last part of the 20th century. Before that, you might identify as a Baptist, or a Southern Baptist or a Methodist. But there wasn't one identifier that put you in a fold with all the other believers.
Penn Jillette
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Ultimately, I don't care if people decide that what I'm doing is real or not...as long as they understand it isn't EASY.
Max Maven
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Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.
Jason Alexander
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I have all the equipment to be a politician. Total shamelessness.
Orson Welles
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I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
Johnny Carson
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Robert Orben
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It is the duty of all magicians to give entertainment.
John Henry Anderson
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Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.
Orson Welles
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My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which now that I look back on some things, she would love it, she would say that's amazing, or if I'd make the ugliest drawing, she would hang it up. She was amazing.
David Blaine
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
Robert Orben
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The first thing one must remember about film is that it is a young medium. And it is essential for every responsible artist to cultivate the ground that has been left fallow.
Orson Welles
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A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had.
Orson Welles
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The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.
Penn Jillette
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