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Magician Inspirational Quotes (954)

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How am I to know what I can achieve if I quit?
Jason Bishop
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I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.
James Randi
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Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'
Penn Jillette
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The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.
Penn Jillette
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I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.
Orson Welles
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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When [the magician] clicks his fingers and cards change to the four aces, we know we have experienced sleight of hand. Real magic would not be quite that quick and easy. Real magic would take investment. Real magic would draw you in, and make you nervous.
Derren Brown
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My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
Penn Jillette
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So I knocked on the door at this bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: 'What do you want', I said, 'I want to stay here'. She said, 'Well stay there' and shut the window.
Tommy Cooper
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I started at the top and worked my way down.
Orson Welles
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Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
Martin Gardner
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Well I have you know, several CD's out one of my best friends is Sully Erna from Godsmack - he is Godsmack, and we're going to be working on an album together.
Criss Angel
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
Robert Orben
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When I perform outside, the major problem that could arise is strong wind.I spend months preparing for the types of wind that occur in different locations.
Philippe Petit
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The market for nonsense is infinite.
James Randi
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I'd like to bring magic back to the place it used to be 100 years ago.
David Blaine
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I’m a big fan of parrots - I think they’re fascinating creatures. Many of them live for longer than us humans and it's interesting to me the way they learn to mimic human voices even though they don't really comprehend what they're saying.
Derren Brown
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I want to be able to infuse some youthful energy and comedy while appreciating the generations before.
Neil Patrick Harris
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The violence and double-talk in the Alice books probably does no harm to children, but the novels should not be allowed to circulate indiscriminately among adults who are undergoing analysis.
Martin Gardner
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson
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The first time I thought about attempting a body suspension was after watching a documentary on rites-of-passage ceremonies from other cultures. I was completely intrigued by what these people put their bodies through.
Criss Angel
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Everything I did, I did for mankind.
Marco Tempest
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Ive just taught thousands of people over the radio in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances. I am a catalyst or trigger to access these powers.
Uri Geller
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Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
Penn Jillette
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