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Magician Inspirational Quotes (954)

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TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.
Penn Jillette
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When you think like a child your imagination is free and anything is possible.
Criss Angel
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We made a deal that was acceptable to us. We got paid very handsomely for our final season.
Jason Alexander
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
Robert Orben
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Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.
Penn Jillette
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I'm wildly impressed with the diversity of gay roles.
Neil Patrick Harris
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I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I'm able.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Democracy means free television, not good television, but free.
Johnny Carson
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gods are children's blankets that get carried over into adulthood.
James Randi
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A man walks into doctor's office. What seems to be the problem? asks the doc. It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises. replies the man. Blimey! says the doctor, How do your trousers fit? Like a glove.
Tommy Cooper
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I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose.
Orson Welles
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Debunking bad science should be constant obligation of the science community, even if it takes time away from serious research or seems to be a losing battle. One takes comfort from the fact there is no Gresham's laws in science. In the long run, good science drives out bad.
Martin Gardner
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Managers are to information as alcoholics are to booze. They consume enormous amounts, constantly crave more, but have great difficulty in digesting their existing intake.
Robert Heller
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben
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For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.
Penn Jillette
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The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.
Orson Welles
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Only in a police state is the job of a policeman easy.
Orson Welles
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn Jillette
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Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders, compulsive voyagers, ignorant general the flotsam and jetsam of historical currents. The men who radically altered history, the great scientists and mathematicians, are seldom mentioned, if at all.
Martin Gardner
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When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.
Penn Jillette
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I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
Penn Jillette
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Most - and I mean maybe 99% or more - graphic novels are simply fat comicbooks. The term is a bogus, cocked-up concept some marketing whizkid conceived to get comics on the shelves of bookstores.
Jim Steranko
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I've long suspected that one of the reasons why human beings haven't yet figured out how to carry on a conversation with bottlenosed porpoises, African gray parrots, et al. in their own language is quite simply that we're terrified of what they might say to us - not least because it's entirely possible that they'd be right.
John Michael Greer
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The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.
Orson Welles
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