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Plumber Inspirational Quotes (7)

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Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.
Jason Hawes
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I'm not for raising taxes on anyone - period.
Markwayne Mullin
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We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.
Jason Hawes
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Love is always having to say I'm sorry.
Bob Irwin
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You can't have oil without oil spills.
Markwayne Mullin
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Bob Irwin
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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
Bob Irwin