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Auditor Inspirational Quotes (22)

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Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.
Allen Carr
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If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.
Allen Carr
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I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
Allen Carr
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I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.
Allen Carr
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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
Allen Carr
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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
Allen Carr
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The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off.
Allen Carr
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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
Allen Carr
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I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
Allen Carr
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I didn't really want to be a comedian.
Allen Carr
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Parliament has become so undermined it is almost unable to do the job that people expect of it. A glaring example is the budget bill, where there was no thoughtful debate or scrutiny of the legislation.
Sheila Fraser
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I was heart broken, scared, I had a lot of anxiety, I was worried, I felt weak, and I had no idea how I was ever going to come up with the strength. But I just closed my eyes, and took a blind leap. I knew I had to get out of there.
Bob Casey, Jr.
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I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
Allen Carr
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A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.
Allen Carr
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I question why the department continued to watch the costs escalate without informing Parliament and without considering alternatives.
Sheila Fraser
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I believe the United States should make the protection of Syrian civilians from war crimes and crimes against humanity a higher priority.
Bob Casey, Jr.
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You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
Allen Carr
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I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
Allen Carr
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I was just walking around like a zombie..I really had no idea what I was doing.. But the best thing that I did do was leave and get the hell out of there. I have no regrets.
Bob Casey, Jr.
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Pennsylvania is home to some of the hardest-working, toughest, most decent people in America.
Bob Casey, Jr.
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I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.
Allen Carr
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The issue here is not gun control. And it's not even astronomical cost overruns, although those are serious. What's really inexcusable is that Parliament was in the dark.
Sheila Fraser