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Zach Braff Inspirational Quotes (328)

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People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
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I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
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Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.
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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
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If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.
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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?
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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch 'Garden State'?
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Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist
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It's kind of ironic that my character is a doctor who acts very gay with his best friend. I don't see how gays could ever be doctors, they spend too much time whining about everything. Just get off your soapbox and go back to designing floral arrangements.
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Somebody approached me about writing a biography on me, I told them they were too late.
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Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff's secret to Zach Braff's success.
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I'm not saying I hate Jews, I'm just saying that I think they shouldn't be alive any more.
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Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
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I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
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I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'
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They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
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I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you're interested.
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I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters.
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They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
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I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
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I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
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