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Yakov Smirnoff Inspirational Quotes (40)

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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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