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Wilson Mizner Inspirational Quotes (63)

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Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.
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Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
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Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
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Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
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Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
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It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
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Easy street is a blind alley.
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I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs.
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You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
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I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.
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The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.
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Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
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The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
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The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
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The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.
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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch Tact is the clever footwork.
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He's a trellis for varicose veins.
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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
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Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
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Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
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The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
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