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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we would be O.K.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
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We have the best Congress that money can buy.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
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A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He don't know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read.
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The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of it almost like a national calamity. I really believe if it come to a vote whether to go to war with England, France and Germany combined, or raise the rate on incomes of over $100,000, they would vote war.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
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Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.
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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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