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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
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Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity.
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If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn't have it put us where we are today. Saving when we've got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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When you straddle a thing it takes a long time to explain it.
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The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
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Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.
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Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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Originality will be rewarded in any line.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn't like.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.
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If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.
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These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.
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Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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Cities are like gentlemen, they are born, not made. You are either a city, or you are not, size has nothing to do with it. I bet San Francisco was a city from the very first time it had a dozen settlers. New York is Yokel, but San Francisco is City at Heart.
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Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are.
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We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
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