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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.
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Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.
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Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
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The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
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There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.
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The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.
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We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?
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Show me a healthy community with a healthy economy and I will show you a community that has its green infrastructure in order and understands the relationship between the built and the unbuilt environment.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
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Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
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You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
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Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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