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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
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The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
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It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute.
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The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.
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There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.
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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.
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There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.
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I am telling folks that the Country as a whole is Sound, and that all those who's heads are solid are bound to get back into the market again. I tell 'em that this Country is bigger than Wall Street, and if they don't believe it, I show 'em the map.
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There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
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One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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