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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
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Foreign relations is an open book-- generally a checkbook.
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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A politician is just like a pickpocket it's almost impossible to get him to reform.
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One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
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If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.
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More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
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There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
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Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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