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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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Don't invite me if you don't want me.
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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!
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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
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I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because I liked all of them personally, and that if there was no malice in your heart there could be none in your Gags, and I have always said I never met a man I dident like.
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There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.
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Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
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They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.
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I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.
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All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.
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George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each other. That's what I call good speech-making. The only enthusiasm any of our speakers can rouse is a demand to kill the speaker.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
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Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
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Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
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I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
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This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.
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A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.
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We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
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You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors. If there is nothing funny happening in one, there is sure to be in the other, and in case one body passes a good bill, why, the other can see it in time and kill it.
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