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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.
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You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.
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The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
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A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.
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The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it to another lawyer to read and he don't know just what it means, then you can be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. If it's in a few words and is plain, and understandable only one way, it was written by a non-lawyer.
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A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don't need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.
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Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
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We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
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George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again
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We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
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The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.
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