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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
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In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
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Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.
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Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
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Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard.
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This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.
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You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
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Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.
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A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
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Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
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Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us.
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We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.
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The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
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The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
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I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.
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Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run 'em backwards. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.
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