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Will Rogers Inspirational Quotes (685)

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I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.
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More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.
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We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any way to prevent 'em from happening.
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You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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When you're through learning, you're through.
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
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Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
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The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
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A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
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Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.
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We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
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Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
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