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Warren Ellis Inspirational Quotes (38)

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Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.
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You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
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The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.
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Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
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Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
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What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
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I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
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I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.
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Stephen King says that if you forget an idea, then it can't have been any good. He means he, not you. You are not Stephen King. Do not attempt to emulate Stephen King at home.
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.
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Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.
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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
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Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.
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Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.
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My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.
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You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
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Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
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Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
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Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
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