Victoria Coren Mitchell Inspirational Quotes (2)

MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at the age of 122. When asked the secret of her longevity, she replied: 'I laugh a lot.' Well you would, wouldn't you.

If you want to gnaw greenery in the morning for health reasons, do it in your own home with the curtains drawn.