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Tucker Max Inspirational Quotes (70)

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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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