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Trey Parker Inspirational Quotes (44)

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Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
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The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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