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Terry Pratchett Inspirational Quotes (821)

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One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.
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... all reputable falconers agreed that for hunting purposes the only way you could reliably bring down prey with a wowhawk was by using it in a slingshot.
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'
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This is where the gods play games with the lives of men, on a board which is at one and the same time a simple playing area and the whole world. And Fate always wins.
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I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.
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It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.
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Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.
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This was the definition of eternity it was the space of time devised by the Great God Om to ensure that everyone got the punishment that was due to them.
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It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple.
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The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.
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The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.
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Insanity is catching.
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Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods.
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It's not lying when you do it to officers!
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She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't.
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And Sam Vimes thought: Why is Young Sam's nursery full of farmyard animals anyway? Why are his books full of moo-cows and baa-lambs? He is growing up in the city. He will only see them on a plate! They go sizzle!
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Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.
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I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.
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It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers 'like wot I do.
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If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.
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Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock
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There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory.
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You are very clever, said the old man shyly. I would like to eat your brains, one day.
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Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.
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