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Terry Pratchett Inspirational Quotes (817)

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Belief was never mentioned at home, but right actions were taught by daily example.
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Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.
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The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I'd do is I'd franchise it to myself.
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Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.
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Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles.
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There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.
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It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.
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Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.
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Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.
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There’s no point in believing in things that exist.
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The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
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This book was written using 100% recycled words.
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Now he knew: They were real. Who’d make up a thing like this? Okay, one of them was a cheese that rolled around of its own accord, but nobody was perfect.
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Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, Well, isn't this nice.
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Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.
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What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.
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Privilege (to the privileged) means having private laws.
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Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits.
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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But I think you have a right to know what it is you’re not being told.
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You have to start out learning to believe the little lies. So we can believe the big ones? Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.
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