Stan Freberg Inspirational Quotes (4)

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

Well, we're all a little hostile every now and then, some of us are able to sublimate, others of us can't adjust. You know how it is.

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!