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Simon Munnery Inspirational Quotes (12)

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I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an American-American you can blame.
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When you look in the mirror and despair and none of your clothes seem appropriate, relax, put the kettle on. It might suit you.
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Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
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Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.
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I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
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Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief.
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If you only ever read one book in your life ... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
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All men are brothers. Hence war.
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Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.
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I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him Have you anything to declare? He said I have nothing to declare but my genius. I said I'll put that down as nothing then shall I? For I am the wittiest man on Earth.
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Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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