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Sarah Silverman Inspirational Quotes (135)

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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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