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Sarah Silverman Inspirational Quotes (135)

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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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