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Sarah Silverman Inspirational Quotes (135)

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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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