Ronnie Shakes Inspirational Quotes (6)

I like life. It's something to do.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, Honey, I don't get paid for sex. She said, This is hush money.