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Robin Williams Inspirational Quotes (204)

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To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
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Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
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[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know.
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Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!
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You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
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Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.
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You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
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I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!
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Be prepared for luck.
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My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.
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We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other
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I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
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Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.
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I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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