Richard Turner Inspirational Quotes (5)

Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.

Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.

Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter a writer, not a telegrapher an essayist, not an aphorist.