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Ralphie May Inspirational Quotes (4)

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As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.
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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
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