Paul Mooney Inspirational Quotes (29)

My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

Majority doesn't rule. One person can change the history of the world.

Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.