Pat Martin Inspirational Quotes (3)

[Magic] can guide people to the very edge of reason - and then push them off. Thoughts collapse for a moment and the mind is free to just experience. Magic is a window to eternity.

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

I'm not 'worked up' so much as 'fed up' with the rat faced whores in the Conservative Party who neglect to invite me to announcements in my riding.