Ogden Nash Inspirational Quotes (125)

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares Whatever happens, they get theirs.

I was born a jackdaw why should I try to be an owl?

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure, Which is a kind of trouble that is even more troublesome if you are poor.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.