X

Sort by

Quote length

Sentiment

Change font

Change background

Mort Sahl Inspirational Quotes (43)

Page 1 of 2
Filter & Style
Image
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Mort Sahl
Image
I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
Mort Sahl
Image
If you can't join them, beat them.
Mort Sahl
Image
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
Mort Sahl
Image
Will Rogers…used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
Mort Sahl
Image
Nixon's the kind of guy that if you were drowning fifty feet off shore, he'd throw you a thirty foot rope. Then Kissinger would go on TV the next night and say that the President had met you more than half-way.
Mort Sahl
Image
In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you've got to be a girl.
Mort Sahl
Image
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
Mort Sahl
Image
Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.
Mort Sahl
Image
One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.
Mort Sahl
Image
My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.
Mort Sahl
Image
I found people looked better when they laughed
Mort Sahl
Image
This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides sometimes there are a hundred.
Mort Sahl
Image
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
Mort Sahl
Image
Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
Mort Sahl
Image
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl
Image
There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.
Mort Sahl
Image
New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.
Mort Sahl
Image
That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters.
Mort Sahl
Image
Obama is running again for spite.
Mort Sahl
Image
I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.
Mort Sahl
Image
There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong.
Mort Sahl
Image
There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
Mort Sahl
Image
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
Mort Sahl
Previous
Next