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Mike Birbiglia Inspirational Quotes (80)

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I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.
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Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.
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The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
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My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.
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Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.
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Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
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In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.
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