Mickey Rivers Inspirational Quotes (8)

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

Out of what... a thousand?

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got control over 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying. Ain't no sense worrying about the things you got no control over 'cause if you got no control over 'em, ain't no sense worrying.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.