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Marc Maron Inspirational Quotes (75)

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The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.
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I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy.
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I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting.
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I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my life. I'd never laughed that much.
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One thing I'm grateful for, and also surprised and excited about, is that I have a place in the community of comics now. In a real way. And I honor that. A lot of what I do is in support of the community and bringing new talent - talking to people that people don't know. And defining us as a community.
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As I became very conscious and more aware of things I got very into the beatniks and that kind of stuff. They were very important to me for a few years.
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I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
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Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.
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I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
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Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses and become huge. Of course, all of you think that one describes you...hence the delusion necessary to push on.
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It always astounds me that over the course of my career, and having lived in four comedy cities - New York, Boston, San Francisco, and Los Angeles - there's very few people I haven't run into.
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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
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I'm weird I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people.
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I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else, or when you engage in something you're passionate about, you're sort of out of your own head.
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.
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All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is offer your life at any given point in time to whatever situation you're in.
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Hopefully standup will become special again.
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They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a smoker, you're an example to other people. You're an exhibit at a futuristic zoo.
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I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'
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There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
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I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to.
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I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.
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