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Mae West Inspirational Quotes (138)

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Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
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Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!
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I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.
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Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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It takes two to get one in trouble.
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Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
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One more drink and I'll be under the host.
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I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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[On the metaphysical:] ... I knew in some marvelous way I had touched the hem of the unknown. And being me, I wanted to lift that hemline a little bit more.
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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Dating means two things disillusionment or a racing heart.
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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
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A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
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March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
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Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
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