Leonore Fleischer Inspirational Quotes (6)

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension surely you must know it's her chair?

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

Exercise is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the bucks, this burg has the bangs.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.