Larry David Inspirational Quotes (81)

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.