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Larry David Inspirational Quotes (81)

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
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I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.
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Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
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Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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Obviously comedic styles do change.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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