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Larry David Inspirational Quotes (81)

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I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
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I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
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I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
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I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
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I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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You write about what you know.
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If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
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I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and get in, too. So I just quickly drove away.
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Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
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I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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Women love a self-confident bald man.
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Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
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