Kyril Bonfiglioli Inspirational Quotes (4)

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you’re not going to feel any better all day.