Kyle Smith Inspirational Quotes (2)

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.

The good news is that “The Hangover Part III” isn’t a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O’Doul’s.