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Kinky Friedman Inspirational Quotes (88)

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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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