X

Sort by

Quote length

Sentiment

Change font

Change background

Karl Pilkington Inspirational Quotes (121)

Page 4 of 6
Filter & Style
Image
If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
Image
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Could the world fall?
Karl Pilkington
Image
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl Pilkington
Image
There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington
Image
We all just want to sit on our ass.
Karl Pilkington
Image
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
Karl Pilkington
Image
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington
Image
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
Karl Pilkington
Image
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington
Image
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
Karl Pilkington
Image
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Karl Pilkington
Image
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
Karl Pilkington
Image
People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
Karl Pilkington
Image
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington
Previous
Next