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Joe Rogan Inspirational Quotes (111)

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It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.
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Choose To Be Inspired.
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People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.
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Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
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Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
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People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.
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I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.
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Peter Joseph is asking the questions and proposing the possible solutions that we should be demanding from the elected leaders of this crazy world. His brilliant analysis of this ridiculous system we're operating under is one of the most important voices for change in this generation.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.
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People are scared man, they're scared of the void.
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No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
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What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.
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Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.
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I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
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When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
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Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.
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Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.
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Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been thinking about that I haven't done onstage yet and I'll just run with it.
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Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.
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