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Jimmy Cannon Inspirational Quotes (11)

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I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
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Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
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Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.
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England produces the best fat actors.
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A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
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A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
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I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
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[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
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A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
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Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
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A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
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